Ya might be a Fisherman if...

• You have a power worm dangling from you rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.

• You wedding party has to tie tin cans to the back of your boat.

• You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter."

• Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.

• You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the tv channels with.

• You get 40 to life because your teenager asked you to buy a jet ski.

•  You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude."

•  Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.

• You honeymooned on Lake Okeechobee - ALONE.

• You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.

• You have a photo of your 40 lb. catfish on your desk at work instead of your family.

• You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.

• You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.

• You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a polomar knot.

• Your wife wears green lipstick so you'll kiss her more.

• You think there are four seasons - Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post spawn and Hunting.

• Your $30,000 boat's trailer need's tires so you "borrow" the one's off your trailer house.

• Your wife tells you she is feeling "frisky" but you don't know what she means until she explains she wants to spawn.

• You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your boat will fit in the garage.

• Your kids know it's Saturday - because the boat is gone.

• You affectionately nickname your significant other "stinkbait" cuz their farts smell so damn bad.

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