Texas women know bad manners when they see them.

Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.

Texas women appreciate their natural assets:

Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Texas twang.

Texas women know their manners:

"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"No, thank-you"

Texas women have a distinct way with fond expressions:

"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."

Texas women know their summer weather report:

Hot
Hotter
Hotter than Hades

Texas women know their three R's:

$$$$$$$ Rich
$$$$$$$$$ Richer
$$$$$$$$$$$ Richest

Texas women know their vacation spots:

Colorado
Las Vegas
any place that has a/c

Texas women know the joys of June, July, and August:

Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Iced Tea
Adorable sandals

Texas women know everybody's first name:

Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
Dear

Texas women know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias

Texas women know their religions:

Baptist
Methodist
Football

Texas women know their country breakfasts:

Fried eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits

Texas women know their p's & q's

"P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
"P"ralines
"P"unch to "Quench" the thirst

Texas women know their cities dripping with Texas charm:

Dallas
Austin
San Antone (That's San Antonio for y'all out-of-staters)

Texas women know their elegant gentlemen:

Men in Wranglers.
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.

Texas girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall
The Beauty Salon
The Country Club

Texas girls know the three deadly sins:

Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad Dancers

Now you run along there, Sugah, and send this to some girls who were
raised in Texas or wish they had been.  If you're a male, you hug that
Texas woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man" 3 times out loud.  If
you're a transplant, FAKE it.... we know you got here as fast as you
could.

PRAYER FOR WOMEN

Dear Lord I pray
For wisdom to understand my man
Love to forgive him
Patience for his moods
Because Lord if I pray for Strength