Yer stall warning plays
"Dixie".
Yer cross country flight plan
uses flea markets as check points.
You've ever used moonshine as
gas.
Ya think sectional charts
should show trailer parks.
Thar's a sign on the side of
yer aircraft advertising yer septic tank service.
The set of "matched
luggage" ya take on yer long cross country flights is three grocery sacks from the
same Piggly Wiggly store.
Ya wouldn't be caught dead
flying a Grumman "Yankee."
Ya fuel your Wizzbang 140
from a Mason jar.
You've ever taxied around the
airport just a drinkin beer.
Ya have mud flaps on your
wheel pants.
Ya think GPS stands for Going
Perfectly Straight.
Yer toothpick keeps pokin yer
mike.
Ya have a black airplane with
a big #3 on the side.
Ya use a Purina feed bag for
a windsock.
Ya subscribe to "The
Southern Aviator" because of the soft paper.
Ya constantly confuse
Beechcraft with Beechnut.
Ya refer to flying in
formation as "We got ourselves a convoy."
Ya think there should be a
REAL Confederate Air Force.
Jest before impact yer heard
yellin, "Hey yall, watch this!"
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