REDNECK Links

As Texans, we get alotta SHIT for bein REDNECKS, and gun totin rebels, and some of that shit may be true. We have big hair, & spit Chaw Baccy. We wear big ol cowboy hats, & cowboy boots. We say "RECKON" "YONDER" & "Y'ALL" & damn near EVERYONE is named "BUBBA." We eat A LOT of BBQ & drive pick-up trucks with gun racks in the back. We talk with a drawl & almost always have cow dung on the bottom of our boots. We always have a toothpick in our mouths, and YES we eat catfish and LOVE IT!! Now I can take a joke as well as the next guy, so...quoting my favorite rooster, Mr. Foghorn Leghorn, "It's a JOKE, Son, A JOKE I SAY!" If yer a thin skinned Yankee & offend easily, then head on out now! So, havin' said that, make yerself at home, & git ready to laff yer ass off!

"A glorious lack of sophistication which we're all guilty of from time to time."

Application 2B A Red-nek	Redneck Sex IQ Test	Southern Professional Engineering Exam
Redneck Outhouse	Redneck Pilots	What a Redneck needs
A Redneck'll NEVER Say..	Hi-Tech Redneck	Rednecks at Work
Redneck 'Puter Geeks!	Redneck Ass-trology	Redneck Computer Lingo
Redneck Etiquette	Redneck Luv Poem	Ya might be a Star Trek Redneck
Ya Might Be A Jedi Redneck..	Redneck Engineering	Y'all aint gonna believe this!
Southern Sayin's	Ya Might be a City Girl	Ya might be a Yankee
Yankee Chili Judge	How to Annoy a Yankee	More Ya Might Be a Yankee
Ya might LIVE in a small town	Hickfonix	Ya might be from a small town
Odd C&W Song Titles	Things a TRUE Southerner Knows	The Cowboy Way
Cowboy Wisdom	A Cowboy's Mama	Cowboy Dictionary
Rodeo Lingo	This is Where the Cowgirl Rides Away	GUN CONTROL
Football North vs. South	Rules of the South	Ya might Fish..
	Better'n Sex