Ya might be a Redneck computer geek if...

• If yer computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.
• Ya think www. in a url is a logo for a wrestlin' organization.
• Someone tells ya they're "locked up" and ya ask if they need bail money.
• Ya've ever been too drunk to chat.
• Yer screen saver is a confederate flag and plays dixie.
• Ya think a hard drive is a trip to yer Uncle Bubba's.
• Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spitcan.
• Ya think a surge supressor is a pill for diarrhea.
• Ya keep trying to figure out why yer scanner won't pick up police radio calls.
• Ya think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds.
• Ya have to ask someone how to spell LOL.
• Yer stomach overlaps half of yer keyboard.
• Ya try to figure out how to get yer empty beer cans into the recyclin' bin.
• Ya try to turn on yer computer with the remote.
• Ya try to figure out how yer floppy disk got hard.
• Ya play frisbee with yer FREE AOL CD Rom's
• Ya go skeet shootin with yer free AOL CD Rom's ya git in yer junk mail.
• Ya find yerself on the floor looking into yer A:/ Drive & yellin "DAMNIT!! Give it back!"
• When birds fly across yer screen an ya reach for yer shotgun.
• Ya put a mousetrap on yer desk.
• Yer yards full of ol' computers stacked on cinder blocks.
• Ya call tech support an ask where ta buy stamps fer yer e-mail.
• When ya tern yer computer on ya say, "Come OOOOOOON Betsy!"
• Ya think system wizard is a dude in a funny hat an a dress
• Ya think 64 M RAM is a new big block engine fer yer pickup.
• Ya think ICQ is how smert yer computer is.
• Someone tells ya yer computer has a bug an ya reach frr the can of Raid.
• Ya think a mouse pad is where Mickey & Minnie mouse live at.
• Ya go buy a surfboard to surf the net.
• Ya think yer homepage is where ya really live.
• Ya give derections to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn.
• Ya think MB stands for "More Beer."
• Ya think pushing the delete key will make yer ol' lady disappear.
• Ya think CD stands for "Cow Dung."
• Ya wait fer the bluelight special at K-Mart ta buy yer puter.
• Ya see the word "Download," and ya take the shells outta yer shotgun.
• Ya think the person that made yer keyboard was dumb cuz the letters aint in order.
• Ya think IBM stands for "Idn't Betsy Marvelous."
• Ya think GIF stands fer "Goodie It's Free!"
• Ya think Mirabilis is a new brand of smokes.
• Ya see the "shift" key an ya try ta figure out how ta change gears.
• Ya put a quilt over yer screen when ya make whoopee to yer ol' lady.
• Ya wonder why yer screen saver ain't wearing a cape like that there superhero on the cartoons.
• Ya think screen saver is a new flavor o' candy.
• Ya think Geocities is a place ta buy lil cars.
• Ya catch yerself tryin' to smell the lil flower on yer ICQ contact list.
• Ya think the "A:/ drive" is where ya park yer pickup.
• Ya see the word "Zip" and know why youz feelin' a draft.
• Yer puter has a bumper sticker on it.
• Part of yer puter is held together with duct tape.
• Ya sees the word "Refresh" and ya reach into the cooler fer another beer.
• Yer in a chat room and someone asks where yer from and you reply, My momma!
• You sees the word Website and ya start looking fer spiders.