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- Your Ex-husband sent me flowers (Cornell Hurd Band)
- Did I Shave My Legs For This? (Deana Carter)
- If My Heart Had An Ass, I Would Kick It (C.B. Carter Jr.)
- Why Don't We Get Drunk, And Screw?(Jimmy Buffett)
- 12 year old whiskey & 20 year old women (Apache Moon)
- She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
- Cowboys Don't Shoot Straight (Like They Used To) (Tammy Wynette)
- Where Have All The Average People Gone? (Roger Miller)
- Its A Shame To Whip Your Wife On Sunday (Fiddlin' John Carson & Moonshine Kate)
- If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me?) (Bellamy Brothers)
- (I'll Spraypaint Your Name On The) Overpass Of My Heart (Gregory Dean Smalley, The
Cartwrights)
- Janie Fricke, I'd Give You A Hickey (Ray Stevens)
- There's a Fly In My Soup (And I Ate It) (Dennis W. Morgan)
- Whatcha Gonna Do When Your Licker Gives Out? (Fiddlin' John Carson & Moonshine Kate)
- Timber, I'm Falling In Love (Patty Loveless)
- Up To My Ears In Tears (Alan Jackson)
- My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend (Bellamy Brothers)
- My Wife Thinks You're Dead (Junior Brown)
- Not Tonight (I Have A Heartache) (George Thorogood)
- Ol' Ben Lucas Has A Lot Of Mucus (Kinky Friedman)
- Pour Me A Double ('Cause I'm Single Again)
- Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer (Dennis Linde, Country Dance Kings)
- Right Track, Wrong Train (Confederate )Railroad
- Vampires, Mummys And The Holy Ghost (Jimmy Buffett)
- Venom Wearin' Denim (Junior Brown)
- What Part Of "No" Don't You Understand? (Lorrie Morgan)
- What's Left Just Won't Go Right (Junior Brown)
- That's My Story, And I'm Sticking To It (Jimmy Buffett)
- Crystal, I Can See Through You (Dennis W. Morgan, Bobby Barker)
- Trashy Women (Confederate Railroad)
- You Can't Get The Hell Out Of Texas (George Jones)
- You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw (Mike Rayburn)
- You Can't Get Milk From A Cow Named Ben (Fiddlin' John Carson & Moonshine Kate)
- You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd (Roger Miller)
- Pour Me A Vacation (Great Divide)
- (I'm Pouring) Straight Tequila Over Mixed Emotions (Trinni Triggs)
- Take Me Drunk, I'm Home (The Cartwrights)
- If 10% Is Good Enough For Jesus (It Oughta Be Enough For Uncle Sam) (Ray Stevens)
- She Loves Elvis Better Than Me (Ray Stevens)
- Queen Of My King-Size Bed (Edward August, Terry Jackson)
- She's Got A Ring In His Nose And A Ring On Her Hand (Savoy Brown)
- She Thinks I Steal Cars (Richard Bowden, James Pinkard)
- She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (Kenny Chesney)
- She Took It Like A Man (Confederate Railroad)
- Some Cowboys Hate Horses (Jack Clement)
- Still Life With Rose (Is Better Than Life With You) (Junior Brown)
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus (Jimmy Buffett)
- Eighty Proof Bottle Of Tear Stopper (George Strait)
- She's Acting Single (I'm Drinking Doubles)(Gary Stewart)
- I'm Drinking Doubles Over You (Etie Laurence Herral)
- I Meant Every Word He Said (Ricky Van Shelton)
- Your Bozo's Back Again (Ray Stevens)
- You Just Can't Play A Sad Song On A Banjo (Willie Nelson)
- (I May Be Color Blind, But) I Know When I'm Blue (Chet Atkins & the Colorado
Mountain Boys)
- Please Bypass This Heart.
- Countin' The Cows Every Day (Jimmy Buffett)
- I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We
Got An Even Deal.
- You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinking (Toby Keith)
- Drop Kick Me, Jesus, (Through The Goalposts Of Life) (Paul Craft &Bobby Bare)
- I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.
- Bridget The Midget (Queen of the Blues) (Ray Stevens)
- I Need Someone Like Me (George Strait)
- Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog (Johnny Cash)
- I Need Your Help, Barry Manilow (Ray Stevens)
- Do You Love As Good As You Look?
- Guess My Eyes Were Bigger'n My Heart.
- I'm The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised (Johnny Paycheck)
- Her Only Bad Habit Is Me (George Strait)
- Heaven's Jest A Sin Away.
- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed (Kinky Friedman)
- Everything From Jesus To Jack Daniels (Tom T. Hall)
- Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) (Travis Tritt)
- Excuse Me (I Think I've Got A Heartache) (Buck Owens)
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ('Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye) (Ray Stevens)
- Her Body Couldn't Keep Ya Offa My Mind.
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? (Dan Hicks, Kenny Sultan)
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly (Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty)
- How Kin You Believe Me When I Say "I Love You" When You Know I've Been A Liar
All My Life?
- How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
- How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around? (Doctor John)
- I Don't Want To Hang Out With Me (Confederate Railroad)
- I Aint No Cowboy, I Jest Found This Hat.
- Her Wedding Ring's A One-Man Band (Bill Anderson)
- I Can't Get Over You 'Til You Get Out From Under Him (Mike Rayburn)
- Think Of Me (When You're Under Him) (Darryl Rhoades)
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life.
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
- Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart (Johnny Cash)
- I Got In At 2 With A 10, And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 (Willie Nelson)
- Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me.
- Gitarzan (Ray Stevens)
- How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
- I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back In Bed And Cryin' On My Pillow Over You
(Harold Barlow)
- Don't Wipe The Tears You Cry For Him On My Good White Shirt (Buck Owens)
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You (Charlie Pride)
- I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up.
- I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better!
- I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town.
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
- Dirty Old Beer Can (Kenneth Innes)
- I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight ('Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win) (Larry Kingston, Troy
Snow)
- He's A Heartache Looking For A Place To Happen (Janie Fricke)
- I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy (Randy Hanzlick, Dr
Rock)
- Too Drunk To Be Drinking (Bucky St Mitchell)
- Too Drunk To Dance (Sally Fay, David Finkel)
- Too Drunk To Dream (Whiskeytown)
- Too Drunk To Drink (Clyde Otis, Albert Smith)
- Too Drunk To Drive (Robert Lee Wilson, Smokey Wilson)
- Too Drunk To Fish (Ray Stevens)
- Too Drunk To Stagger (Rocky Zharp)
- Too Drunk To Swim (Scott Fields)
- Too Dumb For New York, Too Ugly For L.A. (Waylon Jennings)
- Jack Daniels Took My Body Out (Charles Barrett)
- Knee Deep In Bottles And Beer (Virginia Miller,Donna Mitchell)
- Power Of Positive Drinking (Mickey Gilley)
- I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life (Roy Blount Jr.)
- I'm Proud To Be An Asshole From El Paso (Kinky Friedman)
- I'm So Miserable Without You (It's Almost Like You're Here) (Billy Ray Cyrus)
- (You Done) Stomped On My Heart (And Mashed That Sucker Flat) (Mason Williams)(Taken from
a book title by Lewis Grizzard)
- You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me.
- You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life.
- You're A Cross I Can't Bear.
- You're Ruining My Bad Reputation!
- I'm Goin' Through The Big "D" (And It Ain't Dallas) (Mark Chesnutt)
- Waiting In Your Welfare Line (I've Got The Hungries For Your Love) (Buck Owens)
- If I Cain't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
- If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low.
- Cheeseburger In Paradise (Jimmy Buffett)
- If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey (I'd Blow It All On You) (Michael Carr, Michael
Hammond, Burley & Lardo)
- First Redneck On The Internet (Cledus T. Judd)
- Your Memory Won't Die In My Grave (Willie Nelson)
- If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me (Jimmy Buffett)
- If Whiskey Was A Woman I'd Be Married for Sure.
- The Flies Of Texas Are Upon You (Ray Stevens)
- When You Leave, Take Your Mother (Tony Paul)
- Who Bit The Wart Off Grandma's Nose? (Fiddlin' John Carson & Moonshine Kate)
- Would Jesus Wear A Rolex? (Ray Stevens)
- You Can Eat Crackers In My Bed (Barbara Mandrell)
- You Gotta Let My Dog Alone (Fiddlin' John Carson & Moonshine Kate)
- If You Don't Leave Me Alone (I'll Find Someone Else Who Will) (Del McClinton, Jim
Belushi & The Sacred Heart)
- If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? (Martin Plaza Mental As Anything)
- My Cow Just Died So Don't Gimme No Bull!
- My Every Day Silver Is Plastic.
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breakin My Heart.
- My Uncle Used To Love Me, But She Died (Roger Miller)
- Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill (Aubrey Mayhew, Donald Lytle)
- Grits Ain't Groceries (George Jones, Savoy Brown)
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft (Jerry Reed)
- I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger (William Gary Carroll)
- Shove It Up Your Heart (New Blues From Texas)
- Take This Job And Shove It (David Allan Coe, Johnny Paycheck)
- Take Your Love And Cram It (Thomas Wilson)
- Take Your Love And Put It Where The Sun Don't Shine (Ray Stevens)
- Sleeping Single In A Double Bed. (Barbara Mandrell)
- Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone (Roy Clark)
- I Hate Every Bone In Your Body (But Mine) (Peter Margolis, Darryl Rhoades)
- I Don't Know Whether To Go Home Or Go Crazy.
- I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It.
- I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
- I Liked You Better When You Hated Yourself (Jeffery Feltonberger, Terry Selders, The
Badlees)
- Baby, I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
- I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite!
- I'm Gettin' Gray From Bein Blue.
- I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon.
- I've Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat.
- I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time.
- If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.
- If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
- If It's Got To Be Later, How 'Bout Later Tonight?
- If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love!
- I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) (Cledus T. Judd)
- It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad.
- It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me!
- It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long!
- Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) (Barrence & Savages Whitfield)
- If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might As Well Be You) (Jimmy Buffett)
- May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose (Little Jimmy Dickens)
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend (And I Sure Do Miss Him) (Phil Earhart)
- Out Of My Head, And Back In Bed (Loretta Lynn)
- She Made Toothpicks From The Timber Of My Heart (Dick Sanford,Sammy Mysels)
- She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without.
- I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home (David Frizzell)
- I Saw Elvis In A UFO (Ray Stevens)
- It's A Matter Of Wife And Debt (James Dubois, Johnny Slate)
- John Doe On A John Deere (Lonestar)
- Living Myself To Death (Bill Anderson)
- Living On Leftovers Of You (Robert Morris)
- What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)
- When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
- When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In (Bill Anderson)
- You Can't Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play!
- I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Is (James Dubois)
- If You Can't Get The Stopper Out, Break Off The Neck (Fiddlin' John Carson &
Moonshine Kate)
- If You Don't Believe I Love You (Ask My Wife) (Gary P. Nunn and the Sons of the
Bunkhouse)
- If He's Moving In, I'm Moving Out (Robert Morris)
- Now I Lay Me Down To Cheat (David Allan Coe)
- If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long. (John Easterling, Donald Goodman,
Michael Graham, Billy Joe Royal)
- You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too! (Statler Brothers)
- All My Ex's Live in Texas (That's Why I Hang My Hat In Tennessee) (George Strait)
- Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash (Ray Stevens)
- You Done Me Wrong, But At Least You Done Me (Mike Rayburn)
- Baby, Come Back Before You Kill Us All (Randy Travis)
- Bein' Cool Is A Full Time Job (Dennis W. Morgan)
- Better Class Of Losers (Alan Jackson & Randy Travis)
- She Got The Green And I Got The Blues (David Schulman, Robert Byrne, C. Ross)
- She's Got The Rhythm (And I've Got The Blues) (Alan Jackson)
- Black And Blue Heart (Dennis W. Morgan)
- Bubba Shot The Jukebox (Mark Chesnutt)
- Milk Cow Blues (George Strait)
- Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger? (Charley Pride)
- Every Time I Love You I Hate Myself (Dennis W. Morgan)
- Humpty Dumpty Heart (Hank Thompson)
- If I Can't Live Without Her, How Come I Ain't Dead? (Tim O' Brien)
- If I Had It To Do All Over Again (I'd Do It All Over You) (The Raiders)
- I Heard I Was In Town (Michael Utley, Jimmy Buffett)
- I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You (Lyle Lovett)
- I Married Her To Forget You (Bryant Griggs)
- Love Will Beat Your Brains Out (Ray Stevens)
- The Moon Is High (And So Am I) (Roger Miller)
- My Bucket's Got A Hole In It (Willie Nelson)
- My Dirty Lowdown Rotten Cotton (Jack Clement)
- My Get Up And Go Has Got Up And Went (Robert Morris)
- My Old Flame Is Burnin' Another Honky Tonk Down (George Strait)
- My Shoes Keep Walking Back To You (Lee Ross, Bob Wills, Ray Price)
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