Native Texan & PROUD of it!
The following statements don't apply to all
Texans, But, if you are a genuine Redneck, they will all more or less pretty much apply!
- Has country roots that run deep.
- Knows that a good lock keeps most people honest.
- May wear a bathrobe but never ties it.
- Knows that when his mama says "froggy!" he'd better jump.
- Sees no real good reason to end a lot of words with the letter 'g'.
- Removes his hat when a funeral passes by.
- Always makes room for one more at the dinner table.
- Knows what a "mess" is.
- Drinks sweetened iced tea at most meals.
- Has a National Rifle Association bumper sticker.
- Has at least one kinfolk named Bubba, Jim Bob, or Bo.
- Won't eat okra unless it's fried.
- Has put peanuts in his soda pop or beer.
- Has enjoyed Moon Pies and R.C. Cola.
- Wouldn't take his weight in gold for a "good old hound dawg."
- Knows ain't is a perfectly acceptable word.
- Will go to the wall for a friend.
- Thinks lying is worse than stealing.
- Always repays his debts.
- Always remembers his country roots & where he's from.
- Thinks where he's from is God's Country.
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Top 10 reasons why Texas is THE BEST State!
- 10.It Ain't California.
- 9. In most of Texas, there is one season, summer!
- 8. There's more pride for the state than for the country.
- 7. Best vacation, space, amusement, and medical centers in the world.
- 6. There's more'n enough mosquitoes for everyone.
- 5. Everyone wants to live there.
- 4. Texas Men & Women are better looking. (99.8% of the time!)
- 3. Everything is bigger in Texas.
- 2. It Ain't New York.
- 1. The Dallas Stars play there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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