rideaway

The Cowgirl Rides Away

I knew the stakes were high right from the start.

When he dealt the cards I dealt my heart.

Now I just found a game that I can't play.

And this is where the cowgirl rides away.

And my heart is sinking like the setting sun,

Setting on the things I wish I'd done.

It's time to say good bye to yesterday.

This is where the cowgirl rides away.

We've been in and out of love and in between

And now we play the final showdown scene

And as the credits roll a sad song starts to play

This is where the cowgirl rides away

And my heart is sinking like the setting sun

Setting on the things I wish I'd done

Oh the last good bye's the hardest one to say

This is where the cowgirl rides away

Oh the last good bye's the hardest one to say

This is where the cowgirl rides away.

A GIRLS PRAYER

Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's Willie's thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
and never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at this dickhead you sent me instead.

Amen.