A Cowboy's Mother Teaches
TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside -- I
just finished cleaning!"
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches RELIGION:
"You best pray that will come out of the carpet."
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, so help me, I'm going to knock you into
the middle of next week!"
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why!"
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches FORESIGHT:
"Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an
accident."
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches IRONY:
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry
about."
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches about OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your
neck!"
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is
finished."
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you,
would you listen then?"
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times --
don't exaggerate!!!"
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches about THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you
out."
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"STOP acting like your father!"
A Cowboy's Mother
Teaches about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this
world who don't have a wonderful Mamma like you do!"
