Y'all Shalt:

Honor thy grill and thy BBQ.  Keep the grill clean!

Drinketh beer, and plenty of it.

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

Sancets the sacred Two Step, Square dance or Clog Dancing!

Love it or moveth!

Keepeth thy beer Cold.

Spread the "Gospel of Texas Music" with those that no no better.

Honor thy hat and boots, and hold someone else's hat in high honor as you would your own.

Remember to never let your beer, bait or ammo run low, for it is a sin otherwise.

Pity the poor Yankee for they don't live in Texas, it is heaven after all!

Y'all Shalt NOT:

Take the name Texas in vain!

Spill thy beer in vain, or backwash!

Listen to Nashcrap.

Burn your BBQ.

Hold Yankees against themselves, fer they don't no no better.

Use Butane in your BBQ.

Put beans in your chili, unless they're to be used for redneck foreplay.

Pick thy Bluebonnets in the Spring.

Mess with Texas

Covet your neighbor's beer, lover, BBQ, truck or dog.